The other day I noticed the driver's side front tire on my car had a slow leak. Real pain in the butt. Long story, short... I took the car into Firestone to see if the gang there could fix it. While I'm hanging around in the shop for an hour or so, I notice several tow trucks rolling in.

A devious thought started to take shape in my warped orkish brain. My Big Mek has been needing a ride of a while...

... and a big, nasty, battlewagon-sized tow trukk would fit the bill nicely. Luckily for me, I keep paper and pencil with me at all times for when my mind goes on just such a bender. I knocked up a sketch while I was waiting for my tire to be fixed. Enjoy.
 

The thing is going to be roughly the size of a Land Raider, just like Da BIG Trukk.

It's going to have a huge engine, and the big-ass hook on the back of the trukk will count as a grabbin' klaw in normal games.

For Apocalypse, I'm thinking some custom rules will be in order. Something along the lines of an Orky 'recovery vehicle' to haul tanks and other vehicles (friendly or not, mobile or not) back to the Ork lines where they can be looted and used in the same game. Should be fun.